The Macaroni Report is Expanding!
Hello! Here at the Macaroni Report we’re happy to announce that we’re now expanding our headquarters’ junk dra- I MEAN OFFICES to support our new mail department. What this means for you reader is that you can now send your own articles and questions (maybe even complaints) and the mail team will maybe not cut it to shreds ruthlessly. Anywho, all articles and letters to the intern should be sent to email@example.com .
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