Fire Alarms went off today (2/4/2016) at Greenville High School (and thanks to the linked alarm system / building, at the middle school too) just after 4 PM today. Local fire departments responded and after approximately 30 minutes, students and staff were allowed to return to the building. The cause of the alarm is rumored to have been the result of a heating element in a gym ceiling heater burning out. No other damage is known.
– Senior Intern No. 6
[Note: This is not a parody.]