Public Service Announcements: The Macaroni is here for you

We here at the Macaroni report care about you, the peoples, sales- er I mean safety, yes I mean safety. So we have taken upon our illustrious selves to inform you, the people of any hazardous materials, persons, propaganda, and or other paraphernalia. This service is rendered for you public, i.e you. We humbly suggest you read these as they may save your life, or in more strenuous circumstances your lunch.

Remember The Macaroni Report is for the people by persons who may or may be people but who are pretending to be people so well that they may be mistaken for Nicholas Cage, in other words, we truly have your best interests at heart. Trust us, we are internet persona’s, that is all and thank you for your time

Archivist 4242

-Notice from Senior Editor Intern No 12: Archivist 4242 is a new intern here at The Macaroni Report.

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Public Service Announcements: The Macaroni is here for you

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