New Star Wars Title Revealed

The official title for the official Star Wars: Episode VIII has been officially revealed by the official George Lucas replacement, officially. This new title has brought up tons of hype and excitement among the fan base and people in general.

“The new cast includes Betty White as Luke Skywalker, Nicholas Cage as Chewbacca, Morgan Freeman as Finn, Harrison Ford as Rey Skywalker [?], and many others. Disney has put all of their production team into this project, bringing all production to movies like Finding Dory, Cars 3, and Toy Story 4 to a screeching halt. The movie will be titled: ‘Star Wars: The Force Hits the Snooze Button,’ and will cover Luke’s newfound hatred of the force, and his refusal to train Rey”

-Lucas George

 

We at the Macaroni Report highly suggest seeing this new movie when it premieres and were totally not paid off by Disney to advertise their new movie.

 

Edited by:

-Senior Mail Room VP

Co-Written by:

-Senior Mail Room Chief Executive Officer

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New Star Wars Title Revealed

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