With a plethora of new superhero movies soon to be released, we here at the Macaroni Report have decided to issue our first annual Macaroni Report best superhero award. We have had the task of choosing between a great number of awesome candidates, including Batman, Superman, Ironman, Captain America, and Jack-Jack Incredible, but after much deliberation, three extra large pizzas with pepperoni and mushrooms, 58 trips to the kitchenette, and a sword fight to the death with plastic rulers, the staff has finally reached a conclusion. And the winner of this amazing award is: Aquaman.
We here at the Macaroni Report truly love the king of the sea, the greatest of all the superheroes. Come on, we all know that while Batman may be fighting Superman, the real winner will be Aquaman, because he will be doing what superheroes are actually supposed to be doing: fighting bad guys. And he’ll be doing it like a badass, spearing villains with a trident and feeding them to giant sharks, because he’s freakin Aquaman. So, when you go to see Batman vs. Superman, instead of dressing up as either one of these heroes (too mainstream), I suggest you whip out your green tights and go as the real hero of the Justice League, because we’re pretty sure that he’s gonna save the day and drown Doomsday in his kiddie pool of justice, just because he’s freakin Aquaman.