Come see the violence of the Intern v. Intern fight scheduled for this Friday night complete with blood, gore, and broken office supplies! See Intern No. 37 face off with his arch nemesis Intern No. 83 over the fate of the fabled Golden Stapler (carefully “appropriated” from a local Latin teacher’s desk, along with his hockey mask collection). All this Friday night in the boiler room for only $5.99 USD.
(All proceeds go to funding the Macaroni Report and to feeding the Furnace Dragon)
–Senior Executive No. 4