Breaking News: Today, students in the Physics and AP Physics classes went on a field trip to an ice skating rink. After roughly 7 casualties, we decided to pack our things and pile up on the buses. Shortly after our departure, we experienced an unnatural anomaly: a ghost train. When the students approached the railroad crossing, they were stopped by the railroad crossing gates. Assuming that a train was coming, the students stopped and waited for the train to pass. After several days of sitting at the crossing with constant complaint, the bus driver decided it would be in everyone’s best interest to turn around and take another route. Upon arrival in town, the bus was stopped yet again by another ghost train passing through the town. Waiting for several more weeks, the bus was finally able to return to Greenville High School, and students rushed to shave their beards off after their unexpected wait on the bus. Students were first forced to hand in their work before they were charged $2 for a school lunch. We at the Macaroni Report advise you to carry your ghost-hunting gear wherever you may go.
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