It’s that time of year again. All of the little Greenvillians will be running out of school and to their houses, where they will most certainly do absolutely nothing. We all know that the purpose of February break is not to do things, but rather to Netflix and chill. We are expecting you to do absolutely nothing. We will probably also be doing absolutely nothing. I will certainly also be doing absolutely nothing. No macaroni reports from me, your loyal kitchenette intern, over break. If you do happen to be spending your free time actually looking at the Macaroni Report (why, just why?), and you happen to see something new posted here, don’t be alarmed! One of two rare events has happened. First, it could be one of those rare cases where students forgo their chance to break the record for longest time spent without moving, and instead actually chose to spend energy in order to bring entertainment to you, the reader. Or second, the more likely of the two options, the NHS illuminati could have taken over our blog and be using it to spread propaganda. If you see any mentions in any articles of lizards, you can be sure that our worst fears have been realized. But anyway, the Macaroni Report would like to wish you a happy break from our whole crew -interns, executives, mail room workers, boiler room engineers, broom closet Sasquatch, and yes, even the furnace dragon.