Public Service Announcement #5: Beware of…. what was it again?…

We at the Macaroni report have become aware of a clear and present danger… so clear and so present that… Our interns lost all source materials on the subject.

We at the Macaroni swear on the Webster Dictionary (1923 addition) that we have the proper source materials in our marvelous warehouse of info, run by yours truly, only the most trained and most undocumented archivist. Unfortunately, not even I can control all the masses in our army of ever changing interns.

But do not fret dear reader, for I have all the information stored in the cranium of mine. So now for the danger that is clear and present…. Please continue down to read as it may be to shocking for our more delicate readers.

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Blast… you actually came down here… We were hoping that you would just get bored and leave and not read the meaningless words that were stuck down here so that you would think that this was a legit warning about something. Not that it isn’t mind you, no not at all, its totally ligament, but honestly its so horrible that you don’t want to find out. Heck we wouldn’t put it down here but we are legally bound by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (his pasta reigns supreme forever) to post only the truth in his holy ordained Macaroni report… So seriously stop reading, this is unpleasant and will only cause fear and panic  into your very souls and or phone devices. Turn back now, before its too late… Its too late… We forgot what this whole PSA was all about…

Oh yeah! Forgetfulness… as this article shows, remember not to forget! If you remember this simple rule, you never will forget again!

Remember, we are here for you, and remember not to forget

-Archivist No. 4242

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Public Service Announcement #5: Beware of…. what was it again?…

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