A new writer has taken to the macaroni report, and for some, completely uncorrelated reason, so has a new masked murderer. One death has already occurred in the mail room, and the dragon in the boiler room has sustained a large laceration. In other news, our family is expanded once again as a new position was taken just today. The writer who isn’t me and the murderer who is also not me has refused to give his name. It’s unfortunate that we have lost a member following this new game, but he totally deserved it. I mean, that’s what the murderer might think.