Yes you read that title right, today is Saint Patrick’s day and one of our interns has come to work in a kilt! This left much of our staff bewildered (including the Sasquatch in the broom closet) as we over time had all been lead to believe the idea that kilts were reserved for only the Scottish and those strange men who do their hair up in the ways of the unholy man-bun! Terrible, terrible stuff indeed, but as we soon learned after carefully questioning the intern, kilts are in-fact actually Scottish, Turkish, and Irish. Who would have thought?
Now empowered with this knowledge, we here at the Macaroni Report say that although we do not recommend adding a kilt to your attire this fine Saint Patrick’s day, you should not shun those who do. That is… Unless they wear a man bun!
-Intern No. 76