In case you haven’t noticed, we here at the Macaroni Report have finally figured out how to actually add pictures into our articles. It has taken months of intensive research to discover that yes, there is a button allowing you to upload photos hovering almost dead in the middle of the page. Now that we have this capability, our photo department has expanded from one pathetic intern with a flip-phone (full on Thela-style), to two pathetic interns with flip phones. During some of our recent research, we have discovered something that you, the reader, may not know: presidential candidates look weird.
We feel obligated to say that not all of them look weird, for there are a few Marco Rubios in the crowd, but we would like to point out a few examples. Please read on if you wish to see some shocking photos that may shock and/or disgust you.
And of course, last but not least…
So, that exists.
Basically what were asking is, why do we get all of the weirdos running for president? Where are all the normal people? Who beat these people with sticks as children?
Unless the answer happens to be 42, we unfortunately cannot give you the answer to what is up with the weirdos we want to run our country. On the bright side, we can give you yet another weird and creepy picture of Rick Perry eating a corn dog.