Apparently they’ll be able to fix it within 30 minutes. Time will tell if they do infact fix it in time.
BREAKING: Everyone’s favorite construction workers appear to have broken a water main while working on sewage replacement near the elementary school. Protocol requires the school day to be ended unless the problem is fixed within 45 minutes. Also, by the time this gets posted, it’ll be far less than 45 minutes.
Water has been turned off in the meantime so there are no sinks, water fountains, or toilets currently in operation.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING GREENVILLE.