I know that you don’t believe it okay, but don’t believe the propaganda! Yes, vaccines do cause autism! It has been analyzed… with science! The latest studies all agree, it is definitely proven. For once, presidential candidate Donald Trump got something right! Now, if we just could convince him that global warming is not created by and for the Chinese, he might actually become a not so awful presidential candidate. Well, actually no, he will still be very, very awful. But he was right this one time. Vaccines do cause autism! Don’t give them to your kids.
This shocking new proof is all over the internet, but it is the easiest to understand and most simplistically organized at howdovaccinescauseautism.com . Simply click on the link to go to the website and have all your questions answered. Thank you, this has been your public service-ish announcement for the day.