Yes you read that right.
Let’s start in on critiquing the hell out of this thing right now.
I don’t know about everyone else, but I generally love having Donald Trump staring at me while I’m attempting to take a sh*t. [10/10]
This toilet paper is un-durable to the max. It is an internet product after all. Nothing is worse than your toilet paper ripping when you’re, um, using it. So maybe don’t actually use it. Maybe. Way to be a letdown Donald. [1/10]
Only $14.95 plus shipping and handling on Amazon (oh, you thought this was a made-up product, didn’t you?). A little expensive for something you’re going to be wiping your ass with, true, but what other toilet paper has pictures of the most hated presidential candidate in America? I mean, come on, you’re smearing sh*t on Donald Trump. [4/10]
I’ve never actually used this item, because I’m poor, but if I had to guess it wouldn’t be too soft. After all, we all know that Mr. Trump tends to be a bit abrasive, to say the least. [2/20]
What can I say? It is very hard to attack Trump on looks, because he is just so good-looking. [10/10]
This product’s final rating is 27/50, but we’re willing to bump it’s score up to a 50/50, because an important quality is missing from our grading criterion: part of the beauty of Trump is that he is very rich.
Remember kids! Wipe your rump with Donald Trump!