Archaeologists discover derelict, abandoned Macaroni offices

In a shocking turn of events, a team of highly respected archaeologists have made an amazing discovery. They have found the ruins of what once was the first and only Macaroni Report offices to date.

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Archaeologists discover derelict, abandoned Macaroni offices

21 Reasons the Macaroni Report is Great

  1. How are we not better than the Maroon Report
  2. Everything is awesome
  3. Little to no organization
  4. Professional Grade Products
  5. Monthly publications that never happen
  6. Everything about us
  7. Interns are easily replaceable
  8. Anybody can join. As long as we like them.
  9. Meetings are optional
  10. Bringing the World the News It Needs
  11. Even a Hobo can have a job
  12. International as of 2016
  13. Nobody can control us
  14. Gives the world hope
  15. Captained by the Amazing Kitchenette Intern
  16. Exceptionally good at offending people
  17. Nobody Reads Us
  18. Siebrecht Brand Headbands
  19. Ostriches. Just ostriches
  20. Rebels against the system
  21. Every article has a hidden meaning
  22. Don’t know how to count

 

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21 Reasons the Macaroni Report is Great

In surprise turn of events, Mr. Thela adopts wayward egg

Breaking News!!! Mr. Thela has acquired a mysterious egg under mysterious circumstances in his room. It’s a total mystery as to how in the hell that egg got there!

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In surprise turn of events, Mr. Thela adopts wayward egg

Macaroni Politics: Poll shows that most cats quite offended by Trump’s “grab em by the pussy” comments

It seems that Donald Trump just shot himself in the foot again. As an old interview of the Donald resurfaced, bringing to light his most recent inflammatory remarks, specifically his remark about how he can use his celebrity status to acquire women and can simply “grab em by the pussy”, the latest polls reveal that the majority of felines are quite offended by this statement. It seems that Trump is struggling in yet another demographic that is not made up of white male humans. This could be just what Hillary needs to retain a healthy lead in her bid for the white house.

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Macaroni Politics: Poll shows that most cats quite offended by Trump’s “grab em by the pussy” comments