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As if it hasn’t already been made abundantly obvious, here at the Macaroni Report, we enjoy to weigh in our opinions on this years presidential election. So, me being the show stealing specimen that I am, here I am. Continue reading “Beating A Dead Horse”
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It seems that Donald Trump just shot himself in the foot again. As an old interview of the Donald resurfaced, bringing to light his most recent inflammatory remarks, specifically his remark about how he can use his celebrity status to acquire women and can simply “grab em by the pussy”, the latest polls reveal that the majority of felines are quite offended by this statement. It seems that Trump is struggling in yet another demographic that is not made up of white male humans. This could be just what Hillary needs to retain a healthy lead in her bid for the white house.