Henry the pug.
Now, here at the super professional, completely legit macaroni offices, we have a member who owns a little pugger. Now, some of our members have taken to calling this doggo “Satan”.
There are a few issues from this. One, I AM SATAN! Next, how could such an adorable dog be Satan. I mean, look at him. He is very clearly the epitome of beauty and majesticness. There isn’t much to say, really. It’s just that obvious. In fact, I say we start a movement to make Henry the mascot of the Macaroni Report! Who’s with me!? Whoever is, leave a comment and I’ll take it straight to the head chef.
We cannot be stopped. This was OPC, signing out.