I, the Broom Closet Sasquatch, hereby humbly endorse Donald J. Trump for President. I believe that Donald J. Trump is one of the best presidential candidates to have a shot at the presidency in many years, and recommend that all Americans vote for Donald J. Trump, a man who’s policies are sure to bring economic prosperity and peace to America. I believe that Trump is the sole man in today’s political field that has the necessary drive, determination, and beliefs to lead this country to a brighter tomorrow. To conclude, I full-heartedly support Donald Trump in this year’s presidential election, and will be willing to stand behind all of his policies and beliefs, now and in the future. Amen.