21 Reasons the Macaroni Report is Great

  1. How are we not better than the Maroon Report
  2. Everything is awesome
  3. Little to no organization
  4. Professional Grade Products
  5. Monthly publications that never happen
  6. Everything about us
  7. Interns are easily replaceable
  8. Anybody can join. As long as we like them.
  9. Meetings are optional
  10. Bringing the World the News It Needs
  11. Even a Hobo can have a job
  12. International as of 2016
  13. Nobody can control us
  14. Gives the world hope
  15. Captained by the Amazing Kitchenette Intern
  16. Exceptionally good at offending people
  17. Nobody Reads Us
  18. Siebrecht Brand Headbands
  19. Ostriches. Just ostriches
  20. Rebels against the system
  21. Every article has a hidden meaning
  22. Don’t know how to count

 

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21 Reasons the Macaroni Report is Great

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