Update on the Search for MRVP:
We got around to inspecting the Vending Machine. The dusty old relic had been relocated to the basement since it stopped spitting out articles. A few interns grabbed some flashlights and got to work. After prying open the rusty monument to consumerism, the interns found a piece of mysterious writing:
We’re here to help!
Any questions or concerns can be voiced with out Customer Service Department:
or at our website:
Another cryptic note had this to say:
Need a refill? Want to visit the supplier?
Visit us in Newburgh, NY.
Newburgh is a few hours from Macaroni HQ. When (if) we can gather the gas money to make a trip out there, we’ll continue the search for the MRVP then.
Keep an eye out.
–Investigator Intern No. o