Macaroni Politics: Donald Trump claims that election is rigged, Hillary Clinton used his own words against him

Well, we’re back at it again, interviewing America’s favorite loser.

Following the results of the recent election, Trump sat down to spew more of his racist nonsense. Trump’s biggest talking point was that the election was clearly rigged. Trump claimed that it was highly unsportsmanlike to use his own words against him, saying that it is further proof that Hillary is just a “nasty woman.”

Trump was quite nearly on the verge of tears when he stated that it was just heartbreaking how far someone would go to win this election, stating how shocked he (along with the rest of the nation) was when Hillary Clinton stooped low enough to actually say that he advocated sexual assault. Trump claimed that that was a complete violation of personal rights, as that video had not been intended for the purpose of use in a political campaign. He furthermore asks all people to please stop remembering him as the “grab em by the pussy” guy, and rather to please start thinking about all those wall street bankers that Clinton is taking bribes from.

Trump was clearly under the impression that many of Clinton’s actions were “not against the rules but just not cool” and were the result of “media bias.” He stated that it should definitely be rule in the next few years that the media is not allowed to publish any information on a candidate’s business losses in the year 1995, or any interviews that involve a candidate advocating sexual assault or referring to their own daughter as a nice piece of ass.

In the end, Trump said that his feelings were “mighty hurt,” and proclaimed that once again, calling his people deplorables was a really dick move, and that only a true asshole would dare to say their favorite thing about him was his kids. Trump has also advocated that Hillary being locked up on the point that daring to say he has a close relation with Putin was just plain rude.

Where there you have it people. What a crybaby.

Eat Responsibly.

-Kitchenette Dictator

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Macaroni Politics: Donald Trump claims that election is rigged, Hillary Clinton used his own words against him

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