Shocking nobody, Greenville School District has recently revealed that water in the high school is tainted with lead. Some people were just relieved that it wasn’t another round of sewage, as was common this spring. The taste still hasn’t fully rinsed out of the pipes from when the town construction workers, in perhaps a biblical tribute in spirit of Easter, turned water not to wine, but to human waste.
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In case any of you are wondering where the MRVP is, and maybe missed some of the updates on the investigation, here’s a collection of the updates on the search so far.
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Dear readers, since a new Maroon Report has been published today, we here at the Macaroni Report are officially Re-Declaring Operation Big Mac. Since there are few days left in the school year we will try to parody as many articles as we can in these last 3 normal days of High School.
Keep your eyes on the front page. They’re coming
Hey Macaroni viewers! Getting bored of these international updates yet? Well too bad! We’ve got more countries!