Lead Found In School Water, Doesn’t Beat Shit

Shocking nobody, Greenville School District has recently revealed that water in the high school is tainted with lead. Some people were just relieved that it wasn’t another round of sewage, as was common this spring. The taste still hasn’t fully rinsed out of the pipes from when the town construction workers, in perhaps a biblical tribute in spirit of Easter, turned water not to wine, but to human waste.

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Lead Found In School Water, Doesn’t Beat Shit

Macaroni conquers Facebook!!!

Hey, guess what Macaroni readers! The Macaroni Report now has a Facebook page!!! Please like us and follow us on Facebook, and tell your friends so they can follow us to. Spread the word! It’s time for the macaroni to get to a larger audience! Go to https://www.facebook.com/macaronireportblog/. You will go to this page. You will click the like button. Or we will hunt you down and find you.

Eat Responsibly.

-Kitchenette Intern, the newly-elected-co-Head-chef-replacement

Macaroni conquers Facebook!!!