Literally the Top 100 Worst Things of all Time

So. Welcome to our list of literally the top 100 worst things of all time. These are things that I hate, things that I despise. And these are things that you should hate and despise as well. Because they are such hate-able and despise-able things.

Honestly, if you feel in any way offended by the true facts told in this article, feel free to leave a comment in the comments section below. I will enjoy deleting your comment because of my lack of caring about your stupid and wrong opinion. But first, to quote a fairly annoying man we all know, I will respond “WRONG”. Then I will delete you.

So. Start reading this list. Have at it. Try not to literally explode with all the hate you will be feeling when you read this article. Or try not to explode with joy, as you will be quite joyed to see someone finally say what all us intelligent people have always been thinking.

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Literally the Top 100 Worst Things of all Time

Greenville Undergoes Quadrennial Sacrifice

Students at Greenville are unsure to mourn or rejoice after the ritualistic carnage carried out on the lawn of the school yesterday morning. Before the captive audience of their peers, four innocent high schoolers were massacred and resurrected all within the span of an hour. While the students themselves were perfectly fine after a orange juice cleanse, care of the school nurses, the school at large has yet to recover. Continue reading “Greenville Undergoes Quadrennial Sacrifice”

Greenville Undergoes Quadrennial Sacrifice