Literally the Top 100 Worst Things of all Time

So. Welcome to our list of literally the top 100 worst things of all time. These are things that I hate, things that I despise. And these are things that you should hate and despise as well. Because they are such hate-able and despise-able things.

Honestly, if you feel in any way offended by the true facts told in this article, feel free to leave a comment in the comments section below. I will enjoy deleting your comment because of my lack of caring about your stupid and wrong opinion. But first, to quote a fairly annoying man we all know, I will respond “WRONG”. Then I will delete you.

So. Start reading this list. Have at it. Try not to literally explode with all the hate you will be feeling when you read this article. Or try not to explode with joy, as you will be quite joyed to see someone finally say what all us intelligent people have always been thinking.

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Literally the Top 100 Worst Things of all Time

Macaroni Critique: The IB Math Paper

Hey, Macaroni readers! I’ve just recently recovered from being eaten in the annual Macaroni hunger games, and I’m here to critique something very important that really needs critiquing. If you’ve taken IB Math Year 1, you’ve heard of it. It’s called the IB Math Paper. I’m sure we’ll all love it! Let’s get down to business.

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Macaroni Critique: The IB Math Paper

Macaroni Report Staff pick winner of best superhero award

With a plethora of new superhero movies soon to be released, we here at the Macaroni Report have decided to issue our first annual Macaroni Report best superhero award. We have had the task of choosing between a great number of awesome candidates, including Batman, Superman, Ironman, Captain America, and Jack-Jack Incredible, but after much deliberation, three extra large pizzas with pepperoni and mushrooms, 58 trips to the kitchenette, and a sword fight to the death with plastic rulers, the staff has finally reached a conclusion. And the winner of this amazing award is: Aquaman.

We here at the Macaroni Report truly love the king of the sea, the greatest of all the superheroes. Come on, we all know that while Batman may be fighting Superman, the real winner will be Aquaman, because he will be doing what superheroes are actually supposed to be doing: fighting bad guys. And he’ll be doing it like a badass, spearing villains with a trident and feeding them to giant sharks, because he’s freakin Aquaman. So, when you go to see Batman vs. Superman, instead of dressing up as either one of these heroes (too mainstream), I suggest you whip out your green tights and go as the real hero of the Justice League, because we’re pretty sure that he’s gonna save the day and drown Doomsday in his kiddie pool of justice, just because he’s freakin Aquaman.

-Kitchenette Intern

Macaroni Report Staff pick winner of best superhero award