Dozens of Countries Preemptively Close Borders to American Refugees

Election day is tomorrow and America is on the edge of its seat. We’re all anxiously awaiting to see which way the teetering sanity of the United States will finally fall. However, regardless of which candidate is elected, a familiar threat is being heard among voters.

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Dozens of Countries Preemptively Close Borders to American Refugees

Quiz: Are you Canadian or American?

So. You may already know if you are Canadian already and you may already know if you are American already. Or you may not. We’re not judging. But here at the Macaroni, we have developed a foolproof way to test if someone is either Canadian or American. It’s really rather simple. All you have to do is take this epic quiz! Come on, we know you want to.

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Quiz: Are you Canadian or American?

First Annual ‘Murica Monday Proclaimed a Total Failure

As spirit week kicked off this year, there was a resounding difference from the previous years. Strangely, Color Day, a longstanding favorite among the Greenville student body, was thrown out of spirit week, to be replaced by the first annual Nationalistic Brainwashing Day, or “‘Murica Monday” as it is known by the Greenville student body.

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First Annual ‘Murica Monday Proclaimed a Total Failure

Veteran Macaroni Writer is sent on mission to conquer the Mythical land of Canadia

As many of you know, the Macaroni has been launching a months long scheme to dominate the entire world, and it has already met with great success and critical acclaim. Everywhere from Mexico to Pakistan has fallen under the spell of the official macaroni brainwashing (this service/product is patented) and become our slaves. Now the Macaroni begins the next phase of its world domination scheme: literal conquest.  Continue reading “Veteran Macaroni Writer is sent on mission to conquer the Mythical land of Canadia”

Veteran Macaroni Writer is sent on mission to conquer the Mythical land of Canadia

Macaroni Goes International [Update #2]

Hello Macaroni viewers, we are here to bring you the latest details on our international conquest of the world. Through our amazing advertising campaign (adds in the Curtains playbill) we have managed to rope in quite a few international followers. Here’s the latest international viewers count!

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Macaroni Goes International [Update #2]

Macaroni Goes International! [Update]

By decision of the Head Chef, we have decided to provide you with latest news on our international conquest to influence the minds of children around the world. Our previous international viewer counts have changed. Below is shown our international count from the time when we posted our last Macaroni Goes International article:

UK: 3

Belgium: 1

Portugal: 1

However, we have acquired quite a few more viewers since then, so click below to see the new, updated list of international viewers.

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Macaroni Goes International! [Update]