So. Welcome to our list of literally the top 100 worst things of all time. These are things that I hate, things that I despise. And these are things that you should hate and despise as well. Because they are such hate-able and despise-able things.
Honestly, if you feel in any way offended by the true facts told in this article, feel free to leave a comment in the comments section below. I will enjoy deleting your comment because of my lack of caring about your stupid and wrong opinion. But first, to quote a fairly annoying man we all know, I will respond “WRONG”. Then I will delete you.
So. Start reading this list. Have at it. Try not to literally explode with all the hate you will be feeling when you read this article. Or try not to explode with joy, as you will be quite joyed to see someone finally say what all us intelligent people have always been thinking.
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As the latest news rolls out of Cleveland Ohio, various RNC officials have come forward to speak on the future of the Trump campaign and the Republican party. RNC official Jim Gilmore was the first to come and speak on the subject. “Well,” said the former presidential candidate who, when he dropped out the race, was given the choice between jumping on the Trump bandwagon or being excommunicated from the party, “after three-months of tough planning, we succeeded in finally giving Trump the flashy-light-show-stage-entrance that he deserves. But we really didn’t have a direction after that. We figured that eventually Trump saying racist things and claiming to be the world’s smartest person just wouldn’t be good enough anymore, so we really dug in deep to create a solid campaign strategy.”
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