Well, here we are. Bet all you voting peoples just feel stupid, now don’t you. That’s what you get dicks. You chose this idiot. Nice work
So the day is here. And now by some weird-ass new New York state law, you can officially log your vote online. Even on the Macaroni Report! That’s right, vote for your favoirte political candidate right here, right now! Click here to see how!
THIS IS AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NEWS ALERT, BUT TO AVOID PEOPLE’S IMMEDIATE PANIC FROM SEEING THIS THREAT TO THEIR SAFETY, WE CAN NOT ACTUALLY ANNOUNCE IT UNLESS YOU CLICK TO READ MORE!!!!!!!