Today marks the day that our great nation of ‘Murica officially died. The inauguration speech (AKA the official pronouncement of death of our genuinely amazing country) has already been delayed as nations from around the world pay respects to the dictatorial power they always hoped would die soon, but not quite like this.
Well, we’re back at it again, interviewing America’s favorite loser.
If you don’t read this article right now there will be hell toupee.
China has recently joined the global trailblazers Germany and South Korea, and created select parking spaces, bright pink and 50% larger, just for women. The pink, of course, was a considerate move by the Chinese government, who knew the strain placed on women forced to park in zones whose decor clashed with their vaginas. Continue reading “China Joins The Stand Against International Menace- Women`s Parking”