So the day is here. And now by some weird-ass new New York state law, you can officially log your vote online. Even on the Macaroni Report! That’s right, vote for your favoirte political candidate right here, right now! Click here to see how!
Election day is tomorrow and America is on the edge of its seat. We’re all anxiously awaiting to see which way the teetering sanity of the United States will finally fall. However, regardless of which candidate is elected, a familiar threat is being heard among voters.
In his latest blunder, an obviously stoned Gary Johnson (Libertarian party candidate) has declared that if he loses the election, the election has been rigged against him. When asked who exactly was rigging the election against him, he said “Trump, Russians, William Shatner, and the little green men who live on top of Mount Everest and run the gun lobbies.” Continue reading “Macaroni Politics: Gary Johnson declares that if he loses, the election is rigged. Everyone just dismisses him as being high”
Well Macaroni readers, we all know that the dreaded day in November is fast approaching, and it’s likely that a large number of you are just as confused as this author as to what the fuck is going on this year in our political world. So, we thought we could maybe help you out, and we (by we I mean I, of course) put our noggins together to create this quiz, which tells you exactly which candidate you should vote for in simple terms. Amazing, right?
Below you can find a series of questions relating to major policy issues and such. Below each will be five different opinions to the answer of that question. Pick whichever answer is closest to your own opinion on the issue, and then at the end our advanced question formulator thingy will use your answers to determine which Presidential candidate is closest to you on the key issues. Easy right? Okay let’s get this thing started, simply click below to begin our quiz!