The video. The movie. The legend. This is the Il Interview, the single greatest homemade Youtube video ever created. Created for a history project in Mr. Thela’s class, this video is both informative and badass. Now let’s critique it so you can all hear about it, and be encouraged to watch it and love it.
School has started back up, raising the average stress level of a Greenville student by 36% (73%, for the IB students out there, and 100% for anyone that has the deplorable sense to look a certain Latin teacher in the eyes). With so many grey areas in life, so many concerns, so many classes to sleep through and immediately lose the rubric for, we at the Macaroni are here to declare an absolute in this crazy, madcap clusterfuck. Here is an extensive critique of the upstairs Greenville High School girl`s bathroom, obviously for our target demographic.
Well, here you have it. This is what the macaroni report has come to.
Hey, Macaroni readers! I’ve just recently recovered from being eaten in the annual Macaroni hunger games, and I’m here to critique something very important that really needs critiquing. If you’ve taken IB Math Year 1, you’ve heard of it. It’s called the IB Math Paper. I’m sure we’ll all love it! Let’s get down to business.
You may have seen the numerous posters around the school, wondering if you, presumed student or staff member of Greenville, are interested in a brand new* laptop. It doesn`t take someone with an IQ higher than one of Sasquatch`s gophers to put together that these computers are the very same relics the library has been using for the past decade, that the school is now attempting to pawn off on to the masses.
China has recently joined the global trailblazers Germany and South Korea, and created select parking spaces, bright pink and 50% larger, just for women. The pink, of course, was a considerate move by the Chinese government, who knew the strain placed on women forced to park in zones whose decor clashed with their vaginas. Continue reading “China Joins The Stand Against International Menace- Women`s Parking”
Hey Macaroni viewers! You want to add some zest to your love life with some epic flowers? You could get some regular old roses, or you could get really awesome Rose Brand™ Roses! Rose Brand™ Roses are better than just regular roses. Why? Because Rose Brand™ Roses are 5.6 inches shorter than the average rose*! Also, Rose Brand™ Roses are the only rose brand in the known universe that offers crappy jokes with your rose. Every single Rose Brand™ Rose is guaranteed to come with one of three bad jokes. Wanna buy more than three roses? Well too bad, because you’re going to get the same three crappy jokes over, and over, and over again. The senior class got to test run these Rose Brand™ Roses at the final HS band concert of the year, when each one received their very own Rose Brand™ Rose for free! And you could tell by the looks on their faces that they loved them**. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want a Rose Brand™ Rose? You can purchase a Rose Brand™ Rose right here in school from the big man himself (*snickers* Ok, small man himself). One Rose Brand™ Rose can be bought for three easy payments of $195.95, or four years of indentured servitude within the Greenville High School Band.