Some Fun Alternative Facts to Start Your Day

Recently, White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, reported that last week’s Presidential Inauguration had the largest audience present in the history of the United States. Period. Many have accused this of being a blatant lie, but heroic Kellyanne Conway offered some airtight defense. She argued Spicer merely had provided an “Alternative Fact,” a harmless act. Who has the right to call Sean Spicer a liar if he truly believed, with all of his heart, that the American people should be told this Alt-truth? No one.

Here are some fun Alternative Facts to start your day. Continue reading “Some Fun Alternative Facts to Start Your Day”

Some Fun Alternative Facts to Start Your Day

Putin`s Independence Day Video To Obama Leaked

Publications all over the world, such as the Daily Mail (if you like lies and a distinct lack of mail) and The Guardian (for all the unpatriotic isolationist racists) have reported on Putin’s public Independence Day message to President Obama, which stressed his desire to repair the relations between Russia and the United States. Ever since the whole Crimea annexation two years ago, Obama has still not been returning Putin’s calls, in a gesture Washington insiders have been calling the Cold Shoulder War. In Putin’s statement, he tried to remind Barack of the good times, back when the two countries could get together, crack open a couple cold ones, and work out the “most difficult international problems to the benefit of both nations and all of humankind.” It wasn’t all business– they used to be able to talk about anything, from Michelle`s arms to Vlad`s childhood rat hunting adventures, and especially their shared love of dogs. Continue reading “Putin`s Independence Day Video To Obama Leaked”

Putin`s Independence Day Video To Obama Leaked