NHS Collects New Batch of Oblivious Human Slaves

Yet again, the NHS has exercised its sinister powers to acquire a new supply of human labor. A group of unsuspecting Juniors and a few Seniors participated were inducted last night. While the crowd of proud parents applauded, the thin cackle of the Lizard Illuminati’s Head of Human Resources, Mr. Albright, could be heard mixed in among cheers and clapping. Here are the steps these students took to add the prestigious cult to their resumes.

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NHS Collects New Batch of Oblivious Human Slaves

NHS Illuminati discovered to serve higher-up Evil Leader

Editor Note: This article is unrelated to the one just before it titled “NHS: The lizards behind the mask”. This is satire, the other was not.

Recently new evidence has come in: there is a mysterious mastermind within the NHS illuminati that ranks above even Mr. Albright himself. We have definitive proof of this being’s existence, and we even have a suspicion of who it may be. Click read more to learn the truth!

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NHS Illuminati discovered to serve higher-up Evil Leader

[OPINION][100th Article Palooza!] NHS: The Lizards Behind The Mask

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If you’ve ever ever been to a school hosting a local chapter of the National Honor Society, you’ve probably been told by some pretentious voice at one point or another (or at least assumed) that joining the NHS was either an important step or a necessary one for increasing, if not guaranteeing, your chances of getting into the college (or equivalent) of your dreams. You’re not alone either, as the general stereotype/stigma surrounding the NHS for most people is the same, so surely the collective masses can’t be wrong, can they? In reality, The truth is far from that.

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[OPINION][100th Article Palooza!] NHS: The Lizards Behind The Mask