So. Welcome to our list of literally the top 100 worst things of all time. These are things that I hate, things that I despise. And these are things that you should hate and despise as well. Because they are such hate-able and despise-able things.
Honestly, if you feel in any way offended by the true facts told in this article, feel free to leave a comment in the comments section below. I will enjoy deleting your comment because of my lack of caring about your stupid and wrong opinion. But first, to quote a fairly annoying man we all know, I will respond “WRONG”. Then I will delete you.
So. Start reading this list. Have at it. Try not to literally explode with all the hate you will be feeling when you read this article. Or try not to explode with joy, as you will be quite joyed to see someone finally say what all us intelligent people have always been thinking.
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Publications all over the world, such as the Daily Mail (if you like lies and a distinct lack of mail) and The Guardian (for all the unpatriotic isolationist racists) have reported on Putin’s public Independence Day message to President Obama, which stressed his desire to repair the relations between Russia and the United States. Ever since the whole Crimea annexation two years ago, Obama has still not been returning Putin’s calls, in a gesture Washington insiders have been calling the Cold Shoulder War. In Putin’s statement, he tried to remind Barack of the good times, back when the two countries could get together, crack open a couple cold ones, and work out the “most difficult international problems to the benefit of both nations and all of humankind.” It wasn’t all business– they used to be able to talk about anything, from Michelle`s arms to Vlad`s childhood rat hunting adventures, and especially their shared love of dogs. Continue reading “Putin`s Independence Day Video To Obama Leaked”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’ll just come right out and say it: There has never been a greater invention than mail. Indeed most important inventions in the world have been preceded by the use of mail. However, searching “mail” on your browser will only result in links to email websites and so called “News” Websites, such as the Daily Mail. This is an injustice to mail, and I’m going to tell you why you should begin to appreciate your local mail-person much more. Continue reading “Editorial: Thoughts on the Greatest Invention of All Time”