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The Macaroni Report would like to wish you a happy “Easter” Break
It’s that time of year again. All the little Greenvillians are running off to devour chocolate and search their yards for Easter eggs… not really. This “Easter” break will be a little different, seeing as this year it is not Easter break. However, that doesn’t mean that you can’t enjoy yourself. We at the Macaroni like to embrace our inner “spring-break-TV-show-on-MTV” side and go on a company vacation each year. This year, we’re going to the beach. That means that most likely you won’t be seeing any articles over break, seeing as we have better things to do, but hey, you never know. And we can assure you, the Master and his evil NHS minions will never get a hold of our account this time, since the Broom Closet Sasquatch is leaving his magic gophers behind to guard our facility. That being said we hope that you enjoy yourselves! Try not to die via a pot or get brainwashed by IB courses or become a Trump supporter over break. We hope you don’t, as we still value you (mainly because you increase our viewer count). So, happy break from the Head Chef, Kitchenette Intern, Mailroom crew (CEO, VP, and Subordinate), the boilerroom interns, Dr. Kierbutt, our archival committee, Broom Closet Sasquatch, Richard Nixon, the Furnace Dragon, and our magic gopher pets.
Eat Responsibly.
-Kitchenette Intern
The Macaroni Report 