Today marks the day that our great nation of ‘Murica officially died. The inauguration speech (AKA the official pronouncement of death of our genuinely amazing country) has already been delayed as nations from around the world pay respects to the dictatorial power they always hoped would die soon, but not quite like this.
Once upon a time there was a guy named Joey. One day, Joey visited the lab of a man named Bill and found that Bill had made a time machine. Bill asked Joey if he could test his time machine by going ten years into the future and seeing what America was like. Joey said yes. So Bill sent him off to the future.
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