Nations pay their respects to ‘Murica

Today marks the day that our great nation of ‘Murica officially died. The inauguration speech (AKA the official pronouncement of death of our genuinely amazing country) has already been delayed as nations from around the world pay respects to the dictatorial power they always hoped would die soon, but not quite like this.

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Nations pay their respects to ‘Murica

Welcome to the United States of Trump! A story from the future

Once upon a time there was a guy named Joey. One day, Joey visited the lab of a man named Bill and found that Bill had made a time machine. Bill asked Joey if he could test his time machine by going ten years into the future and seeing what America was like. Joey said yes. So Bill sent him off to the future.

This tale is a 100% true story of the future. Click here to read the entire thing.

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Welcome to the United States of Trump! A story from the future