Macaroni Critique: The Il Interview

The video. The movie. The legend. This is the Il Interview, the single greatest homemade Youtube video ever created. Created for a history project in Mr. Thela’s class, this video is both informative and badass. Now let’s critique it so you can all hear about it, and be encouraged to watch it and love it.

Macaroni Critique: Hot Rod

Hot Rod was released in theaters in 2007, stars Andy Samberg, and is the greatest movie of all time. It was directed by Akiva Schaffer, written by Pam Brady, and sure as hell gives Citizen Kane a run for its money. It’s a satirical take on Evel Knievel-esque stuntwork, was produced on an estimated budget of $25,000,000, and its existence may very will indisputable proof that a benevolent god is watching over all of us and our stepdads. It’s also the only movie I have ever seen.

Macaroni Critique: Upstairs High School Women`s Bathroom

School has started back up, raising the average stress level of a Greenville student by 36% (73%, for the IB students out there, and 100% for anyone that has the deplorable sense to look a certain Latin teacher in the eyes). With so many grey areas in life, so many concerns, so many classes to sleep through and immediately lose the rubric for, we at the Macaroni are here to declare an absolute in this crazy, madcap clusterfuck. Here is an extensive critique of the upstairs Greenville High School girl`s bathroom, obviously for our target demographic.

Games in Review: Pokemon Go

Hey, we’re still here (I know, surprising that anyone would waste away their summer writing this crap) and today we’re reviewing the summer sensation game, Pokemon Go.

Macaroni Critique: Tuesdays

Well, here you have it. This is what the macaroni report has come to.

Games in Review: Cat vs. Aliens

Welcome to another session of Games n Review. This week, we have a wonderful game known as Cat vs. Aliens. Are you half as obsessed with cats as the majority of the Macaroni crew is? Then this is the article for you!

Macaroni Critique: The IB Math Paper

Hey, Macaroni readers! I’ve just recently recovered from being eaten in the annual Macaroni hunger games, and I’m here to critique something very important that really needs critiquing. If you’ve taken IB Math Year 1, you’ve heard of it. It’s called the IB Math Paper. I’m sure we’ll all love it! Let’s get down to business.

Siebrect Circa 2004

You’re welcome. .

-Kitchenette Intern

Games in Review: Neko Atsume

Hello, and welcome to another installment of games in review! This week, we are critiquing a wonderful game called Neko Atsume, that means cat collector in Japanese or something. But that doesn’t really matter because look, cats! Get lost in their adorable little eyes!

Macaroni Critique: Greenville Laptops

You may have seen the numerous posters around the school, wondering if you, presumed student or staff member of Greenville, are interested in a brand new* laptop. It doesn`t take someone with an IQ higher than one of Sasquatch`s gophers to put together that these computers are the very same relics the library has been using for the past decade, that the school is now attempting to pawn off on to the masses.